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Have you noticed anything strange about MIT Bathroom Review? That's right. It doesn't pass the Bechdel test. You can change that! If you're a woman, you can talk to another woman about a bathroom. If you're a man, you can be one of the men the women don't talk about. Either way, we want you! Democracy Dies in Doo-Doo, and your voice needs to be heard! Here at MIT Bathroom Review, we are all about fostering new points of view, such as my own and the people whom I choose to single-handedly hire. Think you have what it takes? I sure hope so, because frankly I'm really looking for someone to split the cost of this website with. Apply by using the contact form and telling me some of your qualifications! I don't accept pdf resumes because of the aforementioned cost burden. I don't accept donations because not only do I not need a handout, I'm also not sure of the legal ramifications of doing that.